Some things don't change when you suddenly find yourself Orca-sized. You still go out and get coffee (though now it's decaf) with friends. You still sit up late working at the computer. You still go to movies, walk downtown, pick up vegetables. And, you still take the subway. But sometimes, you just get tired.

And, when you're that tired, you can be found at home on the couch watching back-to-back episodes of Law & Order. Or, you might not be so lucky, and be on MetroNorth headed to parental calm & quiet when The Crash hits. And then, you must try to avoid the snoring, smelly woman sitting behind you who you know is going to infect your dreams, and you can sit back and stare fondly up at your husband, or spend the miles mulling why anyone would think that turkey & gravy-flavored soda was a good idea, or worse, why anyone would consider buying it...